Dangle from a tree...
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

jadelyn:

georgecuntstanza:

extracapsulargundam:

exceptdissent:

perf.

then what do you want us to say

nothing tbh

Have you ever considered NOT assuming women need your commentary on their bodies, and NOT assuming their self-esteem is centered around your judgment of their fuckability factor?

chelseawoosh:

Pet’s interrupting yoga (in the cutest way possible)

I understand this video all too well. As soon as I start doing yoga my dogs think it’s play time :)

thrintagecats:

My hair is officially too long, it grows too dang fast and I have stylist trust issues. 😒✂

thrintagecats:

My hair is officially too long, it grows too dang fast and I have stylist trust issues. 😒✂

royeah:

Most probably helping James’ mom dig a hole for the pool

royeah:

Most probably helping James’ mom dig a hole for the pool

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

rhamphotheca:

Frederick Douglas on Independence Day:
"What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? I answer; a day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. 
To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sound of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants brass fronted impudence; your shout of liberty and equality, hollow mockery; your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanks-givings, with all your religious parade and solemnity, are to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy—a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages. 
There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of the United States, at this very hour…” 
- July 5, 1852. 
Here is Danny Glover reading an excerpt in a Voices of a People’s History of the United States event: http://bit.ly/1zcRRtx 
Image: Douglass by Samuel J Miller, ca 1847-52.

rhamphotheca:

Frederick Douglas on Independence Day:

"What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? I answer; a day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim.

To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sound of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants brass fronted impudence; your shout of liberty and equality, hollow mockery; your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanks-givings, with all your religious parade and solemnity, are to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy—a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages.

There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of the United States, at this very hour…”

- July 5, 1852.

Here is Danny Glover reading an excerpt in a Voices of a People’s History of the United States event: http://bit.ly/1zcRRtx

Image: Douglass by Samuel J Miller, ca 1847-52.

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"